Monday, September 15, 2008

I can't get enough of Sarah Palin

I am an independent voter who was undecided about whom to vote for until Palin became McCain's VP candidate. It was love at first site.

Not only does she look good, she is able to kill a moose. I bet she is able to skin and cook that moose as well.

My wife recently caught me masturbating to a picture of Sarah Palin, so she is no longer talking to me.

I hope to one day meet Sarah Palin and sweep her off her feet. I would like to be First Man.

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