It is almost 5 a.m. and my wife threw me out of the bedroom because she says all I do is talk about Sarah Palin.
It's never been the same since that day she caught me masturbating to a picture of Palin.
And I have to be honest, it's never been the same for me ever since McCain chose Palin as his running mate. Besides, I suspect my wife has a crush on Obama.
I tried telling her that he was a member of the Taliban, but she doesn't see it. She also doesn't see how Sarah Palin has twice the executive experience than Obama. Twice.
Sometimes liberals are unable to think for themselves.
Anybody with a bit of common sense can see that Sarah Palin is the only candidate that can solve the country's problems.
Just ask any kid who was raised by a hockey mom. There is no issue she won't be able to solve.
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It's really unfortunate how you conservative guys always go for Liberal chicks when us conservative babes are much nicer. And smarter. And hotter. I'm only a year younger than Sarah. Oh well your loss.
But the liberal chicks always put out.
...Except for when you don't vote her way, eh P4P? How's that workin' out for ya BTW?
She is out of town visiting her mother but when she comes back, I will have the Sarah Palin wig and glasses for her, so hopefully that will heat things up.
I think conservative chicks are hot!! It turns me on how they say all the right things in public but then do the complete opposite when they think noone is watching.
So freakin' hot, I tell you.
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