Sarah Palin for President

Sad Tribute to Sarah Palin-Don't Cry for Me, Alaska

2008-11-08T17:40:00.004-05:00

It is with a tear in my eye that I say good-bye to Sarah Palin, a woman who was ahead of her time.

A woman who may not have known that Africa was a continent but had sense enough to splurge on clothes on Park Avenue when somebody else was footing the bill.

A woman who may not have known which countries are in North America but had sense enough to know that instilling hate was the best way to fire up the republican base.

A woman who may not have known what the Bush Doctrine was, but had sense enough to know not to pal around with domestic terrorists.

Unless, of course, they were from Alaska and wanted to secede from the United States.

Good-bye, Sarah. This video is dedicated to you. I'll see you in four years when you run for president with Joe the Plumber.

Sarah Palin supporters show their passion for the Mother of America

2008-10-26T14:07:00.001-04:00

I have to admit, I can completely relate to the guys in this video because like them, I didn't pay much attention to politics until Sarah Palin emerged on the scene.

Miami mom blogger thinks she can out-palin Sarah Palin

2008-10-22T07:54:00.004-04:00

Her name is Tere and she runs the blog, A Mom, A Blog and the Life In-Between. And she believes she is better-qualified than Sarah Palin to be vice president.

But she lives in Miami, which we all know is one of those anti-American places.

And to top things off, She not only is Cuban, but she was married to a Jew. That's almost as bad as being a Muslim.

But what immediately disqualifies her from the vice presidancy is how she readily admits she is unable to shoot a moose.

Is this who we want answering the phone at 3 a.m.?

I wonder how Tracy Kerlee would look in Sarah Palin glasses and wig?

2008-10-21T12:35:00.002-04:00

Tracy Kerlee obviously lives in one of those "pro-America" places because she understand that to be president of the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, you must be a white Christian. And that goes for your ancestors as well.

It's too bad so many Americans are drinking the Obama Kool-Aid and are unable to see the truth like Kerlee can.

A letter from a pro-America portion of the United States

2008-10-19T18:30:00.002-04:00

If it were up to the mainstream media, we would all think that Sarah Palin has no chance of being elected to the presidential office.

But every once in a while, the media allows a letter to the editor to slip through the cracks that proves that real Americans support Sarah Palin.

Here is a recent example, which was published by The Arizona Republic.

Does the writer of the letter "Do you really want a novice for VP?" (Tuesday) see the incredible irony that their presidential candidate has essentially no experience? Indeed, Sarah Palin, a sitting governor and former mayor, has more executive experience than Obama, McCain and Biden combined.

I wonder if the letter writer criticized the lack of experience in the "small-state governor" Bill Clinton? I doubt it.

What voters need to look at is the incredible lack of experience in Barack Obama. He has been running for president nearly his entire Senate tenure and has accomplished nothing.

All he has to show for his 143 days of service is the most liberal voting record in the U.S. Senate - yes, even more liberal than socialist Bernie Sanders.

Indeed, Barack Obama's chief accomplishment is community organizing with ACORN, a corrupt "voter-registration organization" that is having its Las Vegas office raided for fraud as I write this letter.

Barack Obama is without doubt the least qualified person to ever run for U.S. president and is, in reality, a puppet for left-wing radicals who seek to turn the United States into another France. Please investigate before you vote! - Dave Jenkins, Glendale

Sarah Palin intimidates Tina Fey

2008-10-19T18:06:00.003-04:00

Not only did Sarah Palin prove she is just as hip as any big city hipster by her appearance on Saturday Night Live, she also sent shivers down Tina Fey's spine.

In what has not been noted by the mainstream media, Fey was clearly intimidated by Palin as the two crossed each other onstage in the following video.

It really proved that the liberal elite is only comfortable mocking a shotgun carrying candidate from afar.

Palin also appealed to African American voters when she proved she has more rhythm than Barack Obama, who has never been seen bobbing his head to a hip hop song.

It just goes to show you that Palin is prepared to govern over the anti-American portions of the country as well as the pro-American portions.

Sarah Palin beats Joe Biden in debate

2008-10-03T17:28:00.005-04:00

Finally, Sarah Palin was able to speak to America without the filter of the media elite. And by doing so, she delivered a knockout blow to Joe Biden.

After all, she didn't fall flat on her face as many liberals predicted.

And she was able to show America that John McCain isn't the only maverick on the ticket.

My wife says she likes the team of Mavericks because they remind her of Tom Cruise in the movie Top Gun.

As someone whose first car was a Ford Maverick, that's ok with me.

I got my wife to support Sarah Palin!

2008-09-30T21:00:00.006-04:00

I didn't mean to go so long without updating my blog but my wife agreed to put on the Sarah Palin wig and glasses and I haven't been able to pull myself off her long enough to write.

Tonight she is out visiting friends and thankfully left the glasses and wig at home because I wouldn't be able to trust other men to resist her.

Another good thing is that I was finally able to convince her to vote for McCain over Obama.

One of the reasons she switched was because she was able to identify with Palin after the much criticized Katie Couric interview.

After viewing the video, my wife teared up and said, "She is so just like me when it comes to politics."

More evidence that the media is trying to sabotage Sarah Palin

2008-09-23T15:46:00.006-04:00

The media still hasn't gotten the message that Sarah Palin would rather be seen and not heard.

On Tuesday, they got all hissy when Palin told them that no print or wire service reporters would be allowed to watch her meeting with Afghan President Hamid Karzai. Only photographers and videographers. And only for a few seconds.

So the media threatened not to run video footage of her meeting, which would mean that her foreign policy experience would still be limited to being able to see Russia from her house.

But they worked out a deal where reporters were able to enter the room for a few seconds in which they craned to hear the discussion.

After 29 seconds observing the meeting, CNN and other photographers covering the meeting were escorted out of the room.

Later, McCain-Palin press representatives chalked up the restrictions to a “mix-up, a miscommunication among staff.” The full pool — a print and wires reporter, along with a television producer — was then allowed in to observe Palin’s meeting with Colombian President Alvaro Uribe for 15-20 seconds.

Palin then announced her new campaign slogan: Speak softly and carry lipstick.

Sarah Palin challenges audience member to stump the candidate

2008-09-20T23:46:00.005-04:00

Sarah Palin delighted fans with her wit when she was asked by an audience member to list "specific skills" that would prove she had foreign policy experience.

Instead of providing a direct answer, which would have been boring and predictable, she turned the tables on the audience member and challenged her to try to "stump the candidate" on foreign policy questions.

But the microphone was quickly passed to another audience member who was unable to come up with a specific question.

TRANSCRIPT:
QUESTIONER: Governor Palin, there has been quite a bit of discussion about your perceived lack of foreign policy experience. And I want to give you your chance, if you could please respond to that criticism, and give us specific skills that you think you have to bring to the White House to rebut that or mitigate that concern.

PALIN: Well, I think because Im a Washington outsider that opponents are going to be looking for a whole lot of things that they can criticize and that they can try to beat the candidate here, who chose me as his partner, to try to tear down the ticket. But as for foreign policy, you know, I think I am prepared and I know that on January 20th, if we are so blessed to be sworn into office as your president and vice president, certainly well be ready, Ill be ready. I have that confidence, I have that readiness, and if you want specifics with specific policies or countries, go ahead, and you can ask me and you can play stump the candidate if you want to. But we are ready to serve.

Sarah Palin, Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

2008-09-20T19:54:00.004-04:00

Only legends inspire songs and there has been no legend in history who has inspired songs quicker than Sarah Palin.

The first song that was record and uploaded on the Internet is the Ballad of Sarah Palin by Mason Storm.

Then there is the Moose Shooting Mama that was recorded in Nashville by Pat Garrett and released on an album.

Check out a sample of the song here to decide if you want to purchase the download.

And if you ask yourself who the hell is Pat Garrett, he just may be your next Secretary of State.

Sarah Palin would shoot Hugo Chavez from a helicopter

2008-09-20T12:20:00.003-04:00

Liberal bloggers are up in arms about the fact that Sarah Palin likes to shoot wolves from helicopters, as if they don't realize that we are at the top of the food chain.

Meanwhile, Obama is busy wanting to become friends with Hugo Chavez, which would be a travesty to democracy and freedom.

However, once Palin is informed of the situation in Venezuela, she would restore democracy and world order by shooting Chavez from a helicopter.

Sarah Palin is now as popular as Princess Diana

2008-09-20T00:28:00.007-04:00

And just like Princess Diana, the media elite is doing its best to kill her.

But unlike Princess Diana, Palin is a gun-toting, warmongering hellfire who is not afraid to wage war with Russia.

That's the view from across the pond, according to an article from the London-based Daily Mail, who ran an article about Palin with the following headline and photo.

Sarah Palin is as popular as Diana in the hearts of the American public

Meanwhile, the American media is talking about how Palin has become more popular than John McCain, even to the point where she has to cancel various fund raising events to not leave his side.

Some Republicans say the changes come because Team McCain wants Palin to be more consistently at McCain's side - in part because she has been a far greater draw for crowds and press than the candidate himself. "We're seeing an unusual thing of a real teamlike ticket - so why not keep it up?" one California GOP insider said.

Perhaps McCain should start wearing lipstick.

Hockey Moms for McCain-Palin

2008-09-19T21:23:00.004-04:00

As thousands of women across the United States reveal their "catiness" against Sarah Palin by forming anti-Palin groups, a group of pro-Palin women have joined forces to create Hockey Moms for McCain-Palin.

The group expects to be a hit in hockey rich states like Alaska, Quebec and Ontario.

Sarah Palin is a uniter, not a divider

2008-09-19T18:59:00.004-04:00

While Barack Obama is telling his supporters to "get in the face" of those who do not want to vote for him, Sarah Palin is trying to unify the country.

That, she says, is the only way to stand up to the Liberal Elite who mock small town mayors.

More evidence that McCain should step down and let Sarah Palin take over

2008-09-19T11:22:00.005-04:00

It's no secret that republicans have energized their presidential ticket by choosing Sarah Palin as their vice presidential candidate, but it's also no secret that John McCain is looking old and confused.

For example, in the following video where McCain is discussing the recent financial meltdown, he confuses the SEC with the FEC by saying he believes "the chairman of the FEC should step down and be replaced".

The SEC is, of course, the U.S. Security and Exchange Commission. The FEC is the Federal Elections Commission.

There is no doubt that Sarah Palin would ever confuse the two. After all, she would place the blame of the financial meltdown directly on where it belongs - on Barack Obama.

The way it ought to be - "a Palin/McCain administration"

2008-09-18T16:07:00.005-04:00

For all you sexist liberals who accuse Sarah Palin of being a Stepford Wife, you should take a look at the following video.

In it, Palin clearly shows she is taking the lead in this election by promising her adoring fans that taxes will be slashed under a "Palin/McCain administration".

After all, she already has more executive experience than McCain.

Sarah Palin shines in Hannity interview

2008-09-18T14:13:00.002-04:00

All it took was a fair and balanced journalist like Sean Hannity for Sarah Palin's true presidential character to emerge.

Unlike the liberal hit man Charlie Gibson, Hannity did not try to trick Palin into looking bad by asking her convoluted questions about the Bush Doctrine.

It was also refreshing to see the American flag hanging behind Palin, proving that she is not ashamed of the American flag - unlike Obama who is ashamed to wear an American flag pin.

Hacking into Sarah Palin's email account will backfire on liberal terrorists

2008-09-17T16:54:00.013-04:00

Liberal terrorists who hacked into Sarah Palin's personal email account, posting screen shots of her account online Wednesday probably didn't realize they were doing her a favor.

Now, the world knows that she is not only capable of using the Internet, but capable of sending and receiving emails as well.

Not bad for a woman who grew up in an igloo.

If you remember, the liberals have been attacking McCain for his incapability of using the Internet, as you can see in the sleazy video below.

If anybody doesn't believe that Palin is capable of using the Internets, check out the screen shots below.

Sarah Palin is the Queen Feminist

2008-09-17T09:08:00.004-04:00

If you grew up in a household filled with women as I did, then you'd be able to recognize the "catiness" displayed by thousands of women across the country towards Sarah Palin.

Websites like Women Against Sarah Palin and Women Against Palin and even videos titled Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin, which I posted below, do nothing but send the feminist movement back to the early 1900s when women didn't even have the right to vote.

It's obvious these women are jealous because they do not possess the sex appeal that enabled Palin to shatter the glass ceiling.

Criticizing Sarah Palin for building bridges

2008-09-16T22:26:00.012-04:00

When Barack Obama worked as a community organizer, he was praised for building bridges within the community.

But when Sarah Palin attempted to build bridges in her community, she got attacked for it.

So what if the second bridge costs $600 million?

Didn't the democratic-controlled Congress recently approve an $85 billion bailout for American International Group?

But I guess it's different for the East Coast elite.

Anyways, Palin already said "thanks, but no thanks" to the first bridge.

Don't you think it's rude to keep refusing gifts? In some cultures, it is considered an insult.

Besides, isn't it a governor's job to improve a community's infrastructure?

What do they want her to do, keep Alaska in the 20th century?

That's obviously the case because the media can't stop criticizing her from coming from such a rural, distant state. And then they claim they're not elitists.

Sarah Palin is nothing more than a modern-day frontierswoman doing her part in taming the Last Frontier.

And that is what scares the Washington DC elite.

My wife's birthday is coming up

2008-09-16T20:52:00.002-04:00

Unlike the previous years, I have a pretty good idea what I'm going to buy my wife for her birthday this year.

This is a pretty big milestone because she is going to turn 40 and thinks she is getting old.

I tried to reassure her that she is only getting better by pointing out that Sarah Palin is only 44 years old.

That didn't seem to cheer her up, so I told her that when Palin was 40 years old, she had no idea she would be a heartbeat away from running the country.

Come to think of it, I'm going to encourage my wife to run for city council because if she starts now, she might reach the White House by the time she turns 50.

America, what a country!

I have to admit I'm shedding a tear as I write this because Sarah Palin makes me so proud to be an American.

I'm also wondering if we should enroll our girls in hockey. They are young still, only eight and nine, and they don't seem to be into sports, but maybe they will change their mind once Palin is elected.

I can't think of a better role model.

By the way, my wife doesn't know I have this blog so I'll go ahead and tell you what I'm going to get for her birthday.

A pair of Sarah Palin glasses and a Sarah Palin wig!

Commie celebrities at it again

2008-09-16T17:52:00.001-04:00

I never understood how liberals take their political advice from Hollywood celebrities.

I personally would never take political advice from a Hollywood celebrity. I would rather elect them.

That is, if they're conservative, which is what we did with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan and Clint Eastwood but unfortunately never got to do with Charlton Heston.

But those guys are true Americans. Especially Arnold who loved this country so much, he mastered the English language shortly after arriving from Austria.

Not like Matt Damon or Lindsey Lohan or Barbara Streisand or Pamela Anderson, who is not even American (although I would like to see her mud wrestle Sarah Palin).

All four of those celebrities are communists, especially Matt Damon whose hatred for this country is impossible to conceal in the video below.

Anderson and Lohan were equally as insulting to our future president.

In the video below, Anderson says that Palin "can suck it." But that's like Kobe Bryant telling Anderson to "dunk it".

Even our forefathers would have supported Sarah Palin

2008-09-16T11:40:00.000-04:00

Finally, somebody who gets it.

Stephen Wayward, one of the most prominent conservative writers of our time, argues that our forefathers were against creating a separate class of professional politicians.

They believed the best candidates were those ordinary Americans like Sarah Palin; people who could handle a musket as well as they could handle a quill.

Our forefathers didn't specifically say it, but they preferred hockey moms over Harvard grads.

American political thought since its earliest days has been ambiguous or conflicted about the existence and character of a "natural aristocracy" of governing talent. If the ghosts of Thomas Jefferson and John Adams are watching the storm over Palin, they must surely be revisiting their famous dialogue about America's governing class. Adams's widely misunderstood argument that there should perhaps be an explicit recognition and provision for an aristocratic class finds its reprise in the snobbery that greeted Palin's arrival on the scene. It's not just that she didn't go to Harvard; she's never been on Meet the Press; she hasn't participated in Aspen Institute seminars or attended the World Economic Forum. She hasn't been brought into the slipstream of the establishment by which we unofficially certify our highest leaders.

The issue is not whether the establishment would let such a person as Palin cross the bar into the certified political class, but whether regular citizens of this republic have the skill and ability to control the levers of government without having first joined the certified political class. But this begs an even more troublesome question: If we implicitly think uncertified citizens are unfit for the highest offices, why do we trust those same citizens to select our highest officers through free elections?

In his reply to Adams, Jefferson expressed more confidence that political virtue and capacity for government were not the special province of a recognized aristocratic class, but that aristoi (natural aristocrats) could be found among citizens of all kinds: "It would have been inconsistent in creation to have formed man for the social state, and not to have provided virtue and wisdom enough to manage the concerns of the society." Jefferson, moreover, trusted ordinary citizens to recognize political virtue in their fellow citizens: "Leave to the citizens the free election and separation of the aristoi from the pseudo-aristoi, of the wheat from the chaff. In general they will elect the really good and wise."

Today's establishment doubts this. The establishment is affronted by the idea that an ordinary hockey mom--a mere citizen--might be just as capable of running the country as a long-time member of the Council on Foreign Relations. This closed-shop attitude is exactly what both Jefferson and Adams set themselves against; they wanted a republic where talent and public spirit would find easy access to the establishment.

Real Americans don't need passports

2008-09-16T09:15:00.000-04:00

Much has been said about the fact that Sarah Palin didn't apply for a passport until only a couple of years ago when she planned to fly to Iraq to show her support for the Alaska National Guard.

But that is exactly what makes her so endearing to people like me.

I'm 45 years old and have never applied for a passport. Never felt the need to. As an American, I know that anything I can find outside the United States, I can find within, and then some.

Besides, why would I want to travel to other countries when they hate us for our freedoms?

If I want to experience a little culture, I can just walk down the street to my local Mexican restaurant. Or Chinese restaurant. I've even eaten gyros at my local Greek joint.

Most people who have passports are elitists anyway. They are people who would rather live in France than in the United States.

They are the ones who drink Lattes instead of Folgers.

They drive BMWs instead of Fords.

They watch soccer instead of football.

They say ciao instead of bye.

And they prefer to negotiate with terrorists instead of blowing them to pieces.

Maybe this can help save my marriage

2008-09-16T06:32:00.000-04:00

As I've been kicked out of my bedroom because I keep talking about Sarah Palin, I came across a site that sells Sarah Palin wigs.

My wife would look great in one.

Now where can I find a pair of Sarah Palin glasses?

Sarah Palin affecting my marriage

2008-09-16T04:54:00.000-04:00

It is almost 5 a.m. and my wife threw me out of the bedroom because she says all I do is talk about Sarah Palin.

It's never been the same since that day she caught me masturbating to a picture of Palin.

And I have to be honest, it's never been the same for me ever since McCain chose Palin as his running mate. Besides, I suspect my wife has a crush on Obama.

I tried telling her that he was a member of the Taliban, but she doesn't see it. She also doesn't see how Sarah Palin has twice the executive experience than Obama. Twice.

Sometimes liberals are unable to think for themselves.

Anybody with a bit of common sense can see that Sarah Palin is the only candidate that can solve the country's problems.

Just ask any kid who was raised by a hockey mom. There is no issue she won't be able to solve.

The media is now mocking Sarah Palin's religious beliefs

2008-09-15T22:25:00.000-04:00

The media is now mocking Sarah Palin for believing that dinosaurs walked this earth with man 7,000 years ago - as if they were around back then to disprove her.

In an interview with liberal activist Philip Munger from Alaska, Salon quoted him describing a conversation he had with Palin about creationism.

"She wanted to get people who believed in creationism on the board," said Munger, a music composer and teacher. "I bumped into her once after my band played at a graduation ceremony at the Assembly of God. I said, 'Sarah, how can you believe in creationism -- your father's a science teacher.' And she said, 'We don't have to agree on everything.'

"I pushed her on the earth's creation, whether it was really less than 7,000 years old and whether dinosaurs and humans walked the earth at the same time. And she said yes, she'd seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them."

Munger also asked Palin if she truly believed in the End of Days, the doomsday scenario when the Messiah will return. "She looked in my eyes and said, 'Yes, I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime.'

But what do they know? The fact that dinosaurs and man walked the earth together was proven in the Bible. Or at least on Bible.ca.

The article also points out how Palin clashed with Baptist minister Howard Bess over abortion and gay rights. In fact, Palin even tried to ban his book, Pastor, I Am Gay, which is popular reading in airport bathroom stalls.

Unfortunately, she did not choose to burn all his books because there is at least one available on Amazon for $500, quite a steep price for promoting the homosexual agenda.

Sarah Palin intimidates Oprah from inviting her on her show

2008-09-15T20:43:00.000-04:00

Oprah Winfrey proved that she is afraid of Sarah Palin by refusing to interview her on her show.

So much for her support of women.

But like Obama, who refused to choose Hillary as his running mate, Oprah will live to regret her decision.

After all, the Florida Federation of Republican Women is now boycotting Oprah's show and magazine.

I believe an Oprah interview would be a waste of time for Palin anyway because the only people who watch that show are unemployed women who mooch off the government.

And it's not like she would ever remove herself from the magazine cover - for once in the publication's existence - to highlight Palin's beautiful face.

The dumbest question of the day

2008-09-15T16:31:00.000-04:00

It must be a slow news day for Jack Cafferty of CNN (Communist News Network) because he asked the dumbest question of the day.

Clinton v. Palin: Who has more credibility?

The question can easily be answered by taking a look at who is still running for the White House and who is not.

Furthermore, Palin's son joined the military and will soon be fighting in Iraq. Clinton, on the other hand, married a draft-dodger.

Also, Clinton named her only daughter, Chelsea, which is unAmerican in the fact that it is an Old English name. Didn't we kick their ass more than 200 years ago?

Palin, on the other hand, gives her children good old American names like Trig, Track, Willow, Piper and Bristol.

Now I can see that the name Bristol might sound like it came from England, but it is actually derived from Bristol Bay Borough in Alaska.

And Chelsea was actually named after the Joni Mitchell song, Chelsea Morning.

And everybody knows that Joni Mitchell is a communist.

Sarah Palin has a sense of humor

2008-09-15T14:17:00.000-04:00

Sarah Palin proved she had a sense of humor because she was able to laugh at the Saturday NIght Live skit depicting her and Hillary Clinton at a podium, according to the New York Times.

On Sunday, a campaign adviser confirmed that Ms. Palin had, indeed, watched the “Saturday Night Live” skit from her screen at the front of the plane. “She thought it was quite funny,” the adviser said in an email response to inquiries, “especially because the governor has dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween.”

Thankfully, the New York Times - although they are a liberal rag - had the courtesy to seek a comment from Palin about the skit.

ABC went ahead and wrote an obviously biased article without seeking Palin's comment, making it seem as if Palin did not have a sense of humor.

There were howls of laughter from the sizeable press corps covering Palin's first foray on the campaign trail without her running man as a chaperone.

But, from the front of the plane, silence. The flight attendants assured us Palin and her entourage were watching. What she thought, though, is anybody's guess.

Those of us who support Palin know she will end up having the last laugh when she and John McCain win the White House.

Sarah Palin is tougher than she looks

2008-09-15T13:28:00.000-04:00

In the media's continuous onslaught against Sarah Palin, the latest story is titled Fired Official: Governor Sarah Palin Did Not Tell the Truth to ABC.

In the story, former Alaska Public Safety Commissioner Walt Monegan accuses Palin of lying about not putting pressure on him to fire her ex-brother-in-law Mike Wooten, who was involved in a nasty divorce from her sister.

But even if it turns that Palin did pressure him to fire Wooten, then more power to her.

How would you act if your sister's ex-husband used a taser on your 10-year-old nephew, as Wooten admitted to doing to his son?

If she acts this way towards those who cross her family, imagine how she would act towards the terrorists who are hellbent on destroying us.

This should give her a boost in the polls.

Why Sarah Palin needs a tanning bed

2008-09-15T11:29:00.001-04:00

Now the media is making a big deal about the fact that Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed in the governor's mansion in Alaska.

But this just shows that the governor is looking out for her health. After all, it's hard to get the necessary dosage of Vitamin D in Alaska because the sun doesn't shine as strong.

So Palin receives her Vitamin D through a tanning bed, which makes sense to me.

Besides, doesn't the media like darker presidential candidates?

Sarah Palin doesn't care what the media thinks

2008-09-15T10:45:00.001-04:00

And neither do her supporters.

An article in CBS News today suggests that the Sarah Palin Phenomenon is Doomed.

But what do they know?

The media elite has never been in touch with the people of this grand nation. Didn't they predict that John Kerry was going to beat George Bush in 2004?

They don't understand that we don't like intellectuals as president. We don't like Obama because he thinks he is too good for us.

We like our candidates to be just like us. We want to be able to drink a beer with our candidates.

And in Sarah's case, I would like to drink several beers with her for this is how I would win her over.

I hope she drinks Budweiser.

Sarah Palin would clean up our libraries

2008-09-15T03:11:00.000-04:00

There are so many books in the library that are not fit for adults, much less children.

Sarah Palin tried to remove books from the library in Wasilla but the liberal librarian kicked a hissy fit, so Palin had to back off.

But now that she is going to be vice-president, she will have much more power to clean up our libraries.

I hope she starts with Vamos a Cuba.

Sarah Palin is more religious than Obama

2008-09-15T03:04:00.000-04:00

Unlike Obama, who belongs to a racist, America hating church, Palin belongs to the Wasilla Assemblies of God, who are actually able to talk to God through tongues and chants.

This is important because when she invades Russia like she promised, God will be on her side.

Sarah Palin's Churches and The Third Wave from Bruce Wilson on Vimeo.

Sarah Palin is a Washington DC outsider

2008-09-15T02:47:00.001-04:00

The liberal media likes to paint Sarah Palin as another typical republican with strong connections in Washington DC.

But those of us who know Sarah Palin (or at least in my case, wish to know Sarah Palin), she is exactly what she says she is. A Washington DC outsider.

If you don't believe me, check out the following video where she acknowledged that she didn't even know what the vice president does.

This is why she is just like me and you. This is why I hope she eventually becomes president of the United States.

Who cares that Sarah Palin didn't know what the Bush Doctrine was?

2008-09-15T02:41:00.000-04:00

Many people in the liberal media have been making a big issue because Sarah Palin did not know what the Bush Doctrine was.

Well, I bet most Americans don't know either. And that is what makes Sarah Palin so special. That she is a regular person like me and you.

Who has time to learn about the Bush Doctrine when you have to take your kids to hockey practice?

I can't get enough of Sarah Palin

2008-09-15T02:34:00.000-04:00

I am an independent voter who was undecided about whom to vote for until Palin became McCain's VP candidate. It was love at first site.

Not only does she look good, she is able to kill a moose. I bet she is able to skin and cook that moose as well.

My wife recently caught me masturbating to a picture of Sarah Palin, so she is no longer talking to me.

I hope to one day meet Sarah Palin and sweep her off her feet. I would like to be First Man.